Madame Minou
“Are cats even real?”
“Cats are unknowable, mon ami. Inscrutable. Impossible to fully read… except by me.”
Astrology readings for your cat. Tell me their name and birthday, and I'll read their stars.
3 free readings per day.
A message from the night
Penelope’s Whisper
Sun in Taurus • Estimated Chart
“Ah, ma petite Penelope! The stars wrapped you in Taurus, the sign of earthly pleasures—of the warm lap, the perfect sunbeam, the slow blink that says ‘you are mine.’ Your soul craves stability, mon chou; you are the philosopher of the windowsill, the queen of the measured nap. Today the cosmos whisper: trust the quiet purr over the loud meow.”
“And what is this magnificent creature’s name?”
“Ah, your cat! And when did the stars welcome them?”
“Hmm… the stars are aligning… one moment, chérie…”
Consulting the stars…
A message from the night
Madame Minou reads stars, not bloodwork. This is entertainment, not veterinary advice. If your cat seems unwell, please consult a veterinarian.
“Madame Minou can see more… would you share your cat’s birth time and city?”
“Tell Madame what your cat has been up to, chérie. I shall consult the transits.”
About Madame Minou
Madame Minou was born on a cafe terrace in Paris, where a tuxedo cat in a beret first whispered the stars to her human. Built for the Hack the Kitty Hackathon, she reads stars for cats, not bloodwork. Enjoy the delight, but never let a horoscope replace real care.
For Penelope, the tuxedo philosopher who started it all. Sun in Taurus, queen of the measured nap, who taught her human that the stars are just a beautiful vocabulary for love.
Made by
- Source on GitHub (Clew Labs)
- The origin story on dev.to
- dev.to/earlgreyhot1701d
- Sister project: Madame Steep (tea readings for humans)
In Penelope's memory. If you'd like to honor a beloved cat, the Lap of Love Angel Fund helps families give their pets a peaceful goodbye.
Care disclaimer: Madame Minou is entertainment only and does not provide veterinary advice. Astrological readings are not a substitute for professional veterinary care. If your cat shows signs of illness, injury, or behavioral changes that concern you, please consult a licensed veterinarian. If you suspect poisoning, call the ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center at 888-426-4435 (available 24/7).